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Teahouse Staff

Teahouse Theocrat

  • Tea Master

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Teahouse managers

  • Kawaii Heavenly Butler

  • Sabinaezn

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Staff​

  • Ineffable

  • Lil Chaos

  • Goldfish

  • Dysphoria

  • Miffy the Dinosaur

  • Paw

  • Epsilon

  • Paw

  • Jenny Beans

(and many more, use the Insight spell.)

Staff and Teahouse Resident* responsibilities:

  • Keep a greeter on hand at all times to welcome new people and to serve tea if requested

  • Maintain an atmosphere of kindness, warmth, and safety

  • Keep unkindness to a minimum

  • Protect people with different backgrounds, cultures, and beliefs

  • Teach new Residents how to help

  • Grumble about problems that make a person feel unwelcome

  • Pursue the Teahouse mission to provide a continually active chat that provides an experience of kindness and warmth for as many people as we can

*Residents don't need to do these things unless they are willing to help.

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Becoming staff:

  • Are you a "Teahousean"? (Is the Teahouse where you usually chat online?)

  • Are you dedicated to the Teahouse Mission? (to provide a continually active chat that provides an experience of kindness and warmth for as many people as we can)

  • Help out as a resident for several weeks and have an action score of 20 or more

  • Demonstrate a talent at calming down disputes, promoting kindness and warmth

  • Do you act like a mature adult? (You shouldn't disclose your age online and we won't ask your age, but you should act like an adult.)

  • Are you handy with a baton? (Have you mastered some tea spells?)

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“What kind of tea do you want?"


"There´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?"


"Let´s see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng, Sleepytime, Green Tea, Green Tea with Lemon, Green Tea with Lemon and Honey, Liver Disaster, Ginger with Honey, Ginger Without Honey, Vanilla Almond, White Truffle Coconut, Chamomile, Blueberry Chamomile, Decaf Vanilla Walnut, Constant Comment and Earl Grey."


-"I.. Uh...What are you having?... Did you make some of those up?”

 
― Bryan Lee O'Malley

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