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Heliotrope Shield
The Heliotrope Shield helps uphold the Gateland Laws and reduce "vertical spamming" by zapping people who speak in excessively short posts.
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Don't let it zap you!
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It will draw blood and potentially kill you, in which case you will not be able to talk.
TESTIMONIALS
"This is one of the most painful magic shields I have ever encountered. Wakes me up better than coffee."
"With a zap and a boom, the kids behave!"
"Stick and stones, breaks the bones, but short words will Zap me"
"Keeps the imps out of the garden. Works wonders on the husband, too."
"The Heliotrope Shield has just been fantastic. I've been wanting to write longer sentences and the cuts and bruises have been a real inspiration."
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